A FUTURE OF BRAIN FROM sprinkler ... Enzo Faenza
Italy, a country of saints, poets, navigators and sprinklers ... brain! I am not speaking of Silvio, the double-breasted, the stretched, the immortal, who tries to idratarci the meninges, every day, with his TV. I speak of a man who, more or less than once a month, recasts a container of formalin in which the brain is preserved for years to a fellow in his time as "criminal"! We are in the criminology museum in Rome and here is exposed the so-called "gray matter" of John Passannante, one of our most countryman of Savoia di Lucania, that November 17, 1878, attempt on the life of Naples Umberto I of Savoy with a knife! John was a cook, an autodidact who had read the writings of Mazzini and Garibaldi, and advocated "universal republic" in which the elderly would have been entitled to a pension and women to a maternity allowance. John was a simple person, one of those men who do not make history but who suffer! How many men have suffered and many southern simple. And so, after the naive attack, he was arrested by order of Savoy, who was imprisoned in a prison on the island of Elba, in a cell below the sea level. For his "crazy" gesture to family members, genetically related, were persecuted and imprisoned in an asylum. The villagers, meanwhile, in shame, even hastened to change the original name of the country from the current Sage Savoia di Lucania. When in 1910 the Creator, mercifully, cut off the plug, John continued to endure the History of the powerful, even in death. His skull, following the enlightened theories of Lombroso, was sawn to exhibit in our museum, its "special" criminal brain!? And this, after so many years, is still there and you can "enjoy" paying just 2 Euro. In truth eight years ago, the then Minister of Justice, Diliberto, following an urgent campaign for burial of the remains of John, promoted mainly by actor Luke Ulderico Fish, had signed an authorization for that purpose. It seems, however, that a local lobby "Savoyard" has done all these years, to "hold on" by Earth, Our Poor John! In these days, then the mayor, the "daisy Rosina" Ricciardi, had a real stroke of genius: why not continue to expose the brain Passannante in the castle in the country!? A really great idea that I even suggested a very ambitious project that certainly will be a turning point indeed the "turning point" for our abandoned south. If, in fact, our John was considered a heinous crime for an attempted murder, "the knife" and special and worthy of eternal exhibition, the brains of many of our contemporaries, "criminals" in fact, in the future will deserve a place in our museum? I have no doubt that the quantity and quality of these crimes to be committed, it is absolutely necessary to build a new, great, just a stately Museum criminological Savoia di Lucania "! Maximum 'hospitality' s' means, to open doors all: no de criminibus disputandum east! Pippo Baudo, why not! And Emilio Fede and Mino Reitano and Toto Riina and Bruno Vespa and Umberto Bossi and Castelli and Buttiglione and Victor Emmanuel I, II, III, IV and V and the "promising young "Bertolaso ??and Bassolino!? It could, among other things, modernizing, somehow, the outmoded institution. One could, for example, to accompany each station" brain "of those boxes that are used in church, those posed front of the pictures of saints or virgins, those in which introducing a dime lights a candle in our modern museum, instead of lighting the candle, you could start a clip of a few minutes, giving moments of our lives cool, contemporary "criminals"! goduria What would revise Condoleezza Rice, and his skull so sexy, with his unmistakable hand of '"Goose" go against our utmost to make him an intriguing and wink! And smiling down from Bush' presidential helicopter, with the little dog in her arms, both strictly cashmere coat, while many young marine, many former peasants die in Iraq. And those other samples of Putin and the Chechen terrorists carefree stroll among the graves of 186 children killed in the Beslan school siege. And our Calderoli, with his smile, unquestionably criminal, whipping slurpare Luxuria. And still our De Luca, Vincenzino yes, him, chasing assatanato Filipinos by merchants Salerno dribbling the ladies in fur coats (it is cunning he: the Senegalese, average height 1.90, makes them chase from their brigade!) You could create a place of "muses" divided by age, by country, by profession. Other than expanding the NATO base in Vicenza: our government, so-called "left" opposition might eventually prove to be involved in the making of a great, great work. To accommodate all of our brains "criminals", you should design an immense structure, provide it with infrastructure so complex as to fade even Renzo Piano. priority Assuming all the masons and laborers of southern Italy, for fifty years could cure the plague of unemployment and also infer a fatal blow to the Mafia and 'Ndrangheta subtracting these laborers so much!
One could, finally, finally resolve the issue of the South!
But the project could have adverse economic and social well internationally. Mayor Rosina, and Daisy, she might, in fact, hold the greatest, the most impressive public contest in human history: "Competition on qualifications and examinations to 1,000,000,000 Number of posts to permanent sprinkler brain." You like that, certainly, in his lifetime, will go down in history, that of the powerful! But even in death, that takes you away every human vanity, you can rest assured that I will manage to keep them moist brain every day: I'm already looking for a recommendation to overcome his Bible Contest! Levis sit tibi earth, John ...